Today I'm TABbing - Thinking Avoidance Behaviour - keeping busy so I don't spend too much time thinking. Since I have nothing to read (and the library is closed on Wednesdays - bad timing!), there's nothing on telly, Nellie is at Ashley's and Graeme is asleep, I've been web browsing. And I came across an interesting meme - it's a Google search in which you type in [your name] wants, or [your name] needs, etc, and then make a note of the first 10 lines that appear. So here're my ridiculously mindless ones....
Nicole needs:
- a boob job (hmm... not sure I agree)
- no food when she can shop till she drops (that would take me about 15 minutes at the moment)
- a leg tanner (which I really do - I'm pastey white...)
- a drink
- sugar
- help with her attention span
- to stop staying up so late (how did they know?????)
- some kissing lessons (?!)
- protection (from...??)
- a band! (I'm all in favour of this one!)
Nicole wants:
- to be like Paris (I definitely don't!)
- a dog (I definitely do! and a cat!)
- government laywers out (of what?)
- JLo's bum (hmm... possibly)
- kids (yes please!)
- to look her best at her funeral (morbid!)
- our readers to know that what Miss America does day to day is not all glitz and glamour (smile and nod, just smile and nod)
- people to know they have not been brainwashed by their parents
- a hero to idolise
- to do more romantic things
Nicole can:
- help (with what?)
- grieve in peace
- speak with living animals as well as beloved pets who have passed into spirit (ahh, no, I don't think so...)
- almost touch the money
- do Chubby Bunny (I can, but I'm not going to post any photos to prove it!)
- also speak a little German (only a very little!!)
- do it all with apparent ease, from singing to dancing to acting (Well, I don't know about the acting, but I can sing and dance)
- help you clear your clutter, transform your space, and get organized, for good (but only if I'm in the mood)
- certainly excel in both fields, whether making conversation or listening (someone out there knows me too well!)
- have a key role in this learning process by helping to provide the most up to date information about site characterisation approaches (I wish I knew what this meant!)
Nicole can't:
- get over how hot Orlando's been looking recently (hmm... no comment)
- make this stuff up (oh, watch me!)
- get over it
- believe it
- even name the Vice President or Speaker of the House (heck! I've been out of the country for 7 years... I'm lucky I can still name the president!!)
- be moved to the Bahamas
- quite pick out a bikini that actually fits (nothing quite covers the stretch marks...)
- quit eating (all too true where chocolate is concerned, I'm afraid...)
- stand up, but looks great in 00 pants [trousers, if you're British]
- find you anymore (what an odd song title!)
So, some mindless fun for those who need the distraction... now I'm off in search of some more chocolate and a nice mug of tea, and maybe some of Mommy's rusks, and Lizzie's brownines, and then I suppose I'd better have some fruit, and then maybe I'd better finish off the ....
No comments:
Post a Comment